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Soap for Fake News

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Description

Soap for Fake News

Smells like Twitter.

Not MY Twitter. Mine is filled with completely factual alternative facts like "pizza is a salad" and "the world is two years old" and "I was the prom queen AND king four years in a row." What? Don't debate me on this. I'll just tweet FAKE NEWS and be a winner like always. Know what you are? SAD.

Orange Kool-Aid Scented

Ingredients

  •  Coconut Oil

  • Palm oil

  • Safflower oil

  • Glycerine

  • Purified water

  • Sodium hydroxide

  • Sorbitol

  • Sorbitan aleate

  • Soy bean protien

  • Coloring

  • Fragrance


Shipping & Delivery

The Banyan Tree is committed to processing orders promptly. We fill orders 1-3 days from the time of purchase. Standard shipping takes 3-7 business days. If you do not receive your package within that timeframe, please contact us at thebanyantreeonline@gmail.com.

We do ship internationally. All packages are shipped with duties and taxes unpaid. These charges may or may not apply to your package. If you are unaware of the custom or tax charges, we ask that you contact your local customs office before you purchase with us. The customer is responsible for all fees. Shipping costs vary depending on package size and location.

We are not responsible for lost or stolen packages.